Rachael, both Jilted and Man Drought have such intriguing first chapters, making them impossible to put down. So intrigue me now. Describe the special treat you’ve whipped up for me today.
If I knew you were going to come round, I would TRY to whip you up something fabulous but alas, I seem to have lost my ability to cook, so you’d probably end up with a plate of Choc Mint Slice biccies (Arnotts) – they are my fave!
(Truth is, you could do a fictional spread and I’d be happy, because what you’d make up, just like your books, would be more than satisfying. Awww!)
At home with …
My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home – or a closet gnomer?
I am a HUGE fan of garden gnomes. My granny always had some in her garden and so when I got my own garden (I use the term loosely), I of course bought a few gnomes of my own. All these gnomes were having a perfectly fine life until my son came along a few years later and at about two became obsessed with them. The collection grew quickly because we bought him a cheap gnome whenever we saw one. Unfortunately he insisted on carrying at least one (sometimes two) gnomes around with him wherever he went, which often resulted in serious accidents. We had a gnome hospital and graveyard in our life for quite a few years. Sadly, not many gnomes made it past my son’s early years and our garden today is sadly lacking.
(My fave garden gnome is Jamie Drury! Am I allowed to say that?)
What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?
Snow peas. We have done so quite a few years and it is so great to be able to pick a few and enjoy whilst in the garden.
(Agreed. I love slicing them very fine-on an angle-and using them as a garnish and in salads.)
If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?
Too many things past their use-by date and lots of Diet Coke!
You are such a ‘Stand Out Star’ (hehe, couldn’t resist that one!) If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out?
(Oh wait, let me guess! Umm…pink?)
Pink would be the predominant colour but sadly, I don’t sort ANYTHING!!!
What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)
Comfy black yoga pants and a stripey Bonds tee. Not planning on going out again today, not that I’d necessarily dress up more if I was – lol
If you were to housesit someone else’s home, whose home would it be and why?
My Aunty and Uncle’s holiday house in Queenstown NZ. It’s halfway up a mountain, overlooking the lake and quaint tourist town- I love it!
(That would be ‘One Perfect Night’ then, eh?)
Country curiosities…
We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?
I actually really love wearing caps!!! Have done since I was a wee lass. In year seven one of the boys and I had this thing going – both of us always wore caps and we’d always say to each other, “You’re not so good without your cap!”
If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?
I would like to be a cat! In a good house. I reckon those cat’s have it good. Mine is in bed (mine) like twenty-three hours a day!
Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the grass is greener on the other side!?
About you…
Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an
author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?
When I signed my first contract!!! And then when I got my first REAL deadline – writing a book my publisher had already bought. EEK!! It’s scary on this side of the fence!
What is the hardest part of writing for you?
The last third of the book. It seems to flow until then and I’m quite happy with what I’ve written but when I hit this point, I always start doubting my ability AND the book’s excitability!
If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?
The Night Woman – cos I have night terrors and this freaks me out a lot. It freaks out my husband too! But at night, I feel almost like I have no control over myself. This sounds scary and it is, but it would make an interesting book.
What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?
Can’t think of anything. See I’m really very boring!
Fun stuff …
What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.
My protagonists love me cos I give them life!!! Although sometimes they want
to throttle me because of the things I throw at them, but they are all very
forgiving.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Kate Middleton – hehehe, have always had a thing for Prince Will!
(Well, right now you’d have to have a thing for morning sickness! Poor girl.)
If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?
Log you onto Facebook!
(Well, at least you won’t leave me ‘Jilted’!)
What food would you be?
Red velvet chocolate cake with cream cheese icing!
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Books
How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).
5
(You are so NOT average, Rach.)
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