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Natasha Lester is at the bar and she’s shouting – TWO BOOKS!

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“Drinks for everyone,” Natasha shouts out over the crowded bar. 

Okay, so maybe not exactly EVERYONE (and not exactly drinks). Even better… She’s giving away TWO BOOKS! 

(I’ll drink to that! See end of post.)

There is one copy each of: If I Should Lose You and What is Left Over After

(Are they not the most intriguing titles??)

For those new to Natasha, she is a very generous author (obviously) and her website is  ‘chockers’ with information for writers. For readers she has great stories, of course. But how will she cope having a bar yarn with me as I ask her the hard questions? See for yourself. 

First up, here is a beer coaster! Take a minute to jot down the blurb for one of your books.

If I Should Lose You

if i should lose you

Alix is a brilliant heart transplant surgeon. She sees hearts as purely functional – until she falls in love with Dan. Then a sudden tragedy forces Alix to rethink the way she views love and medicine and the consequences of this are felt many years later, by her daughter Camille.

Camille has two daughters of her own, and one is critically ill. Camille has no time to caretake her failing relationship with her husband, no time to face up to a niggling suspicion she holds about her mother. Because Camille is the one person who can save her daughter. Her daughter needs a new liver. Camille is an organ donor coordinator. How far will she go to keep her daughter alive and what might it cost another child waiting on the list?

 

(Did you know I have an organ in Simmering Season? Okay, so it’s only a church organ. Nothing too dramatic in that, until a teenage Maggie is forced to play another rendition of ‘I Honestly Love You’ for a gushing bride and groom. Then there’s some drama. ;))

C’mon, Tash… grab a pew. What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)

A: Definitely a Gin, especially if it’s 5.30 and thus bath-time, dinner-time and general chaos-time for me and the 3 kids!

Hey, did you hear the one about … 

WILOA web sizeA: All of the jokes I now know are suitable for a 3 year old to understand as that’s how old my youngest is, so I can’t promise and great laughs, but here goes:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Barbara!

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…

I’m a beer nut nut! What bar snack would you be and why?

A: A pretzel. Twisted into all kinds of weird shapes from trying to do 10 things at once, and from trying to be here, there and everywhere. Also from all the strange but relaxing yoga poses I try to practice a couple of times a week.

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Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us —on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a neat nut case or “What desk? Where? Is there a desk here somewhere?”

A: I have to go with a 5 because my desk is either one extreme or the other, so both extremes cancel one another out and end up somewhere in the middle. If I’m very into the book I’m writing, my desk will be an absolute mess; if I’m in an admin phase or not right in the middle of a book, it will be relatively neat. (There is always a cup of tea and a baby monitor on my desk, as the photo shows).

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

  • Dance to Gangnam Style
  • Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine
  • Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

A: I have to confess to knowing none of the moves to Gangnam Style and I hate washing dishes. I do still remember many of the words to Take Me Home, Country Roads after learning it in primary school in the old Singing and Listening Sessions we used to have piped into the classroom every Friday afternoon – anyone else remember those? So, the karaoke option it will have to be – better clear the pub out now!

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.

  1. I’ve been getting into a 1920s theme with the book I’m writing so Ain’t Misbehavin’
  2. Dancing Queen – Abba
  3. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

An author, an agent and a chicken walk into the bar… how do you know which one crossed the road?

A: We have 5 chickens and none of them are clever enough to have crossed the road. The agent is probably a mirage, teleported in by the author’s wishful thinking that she might actually acquire one, one day. So it would have to be the author, who probably needs a drink while she’s waiting to hear if her latest book has been accepted or not.

There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.

A: Because I’m trying to keep my kids occupied with craft while I attempt to have a conversation that lasts for more than 3 minutes without an interruption of “Mum!”

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

  1. My laptop (self explanatory)
  2. My kids and hubby (also self explanatory)
  3. Sleep

There are a few good prizes up for grabs in the bar jackpot. Do you have a lucky number?

#4. I have no idea why, it just is.

Last drinks, my friend! It’s been great. But before we go, tell us how we can find out more about you and your writing/books.

Like most authors I have a website: www.natashalester.com.au and I’m also on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/NatashaLesterAuthor and Twitter https://twitter.com/Natasha_Lester

I also blog most weeks at: http://whilethekidsaresleeping.wordpress.com so I’m pretty easy to find on the net.

You can buy my books through Booktopia: http://www.booktopia.com.au/search.ep?keywords=natasha+lester&productType=917504

 

Leave a comment below to go into the giveaway draw. Maybe tells us… What is your favourite ABBA song?  CLOSED

 
In the meantime, watch out … It’s on the way …

This storm season, in Calingarry Crossing, a perfect storm is heading Maggie Lindeman’s way.  

Find out more, right hereSimmering Season: April 1, 2014

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Bar Yarns w/ Author – Margaret Sutherland

I am welcoming author of Seven Little Words – Margaret Sutherland – into the bar for a yarn and a beer. Come on in and, yes, bring the dog. Calingarry Crossing pub welcomes all dogs and their well-behaved humans. In fact, I love a book with dogs. They are the first characters I create with each novel. 🙂

Now, Margaret, before we start. Here is a beer coaster! Take a minute to jot down the blurb for your book.

Two writers, two lovable dogs, two ailing parents in need of care.  Is it a heartbreaking choice between love and duty?

Okay, grab a pew. What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)
Beer and peanuts will do me.
(and a treat for the dog, of course!) 
Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker
Tidy desk is a bad sign. I’m not working!
Have you heard the one about…? Come on, Margaret, tell us a joke.
How about this riddle for seniors?  Here’s the situation:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
Q: What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get your drunken arse off the merry-go-round and go home!
(Readers, if you didn’t spit your favourite beverage at the computer screen after that joke … well, you are obviously not a senior, nor a drinker!!)

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

  • Dance to Gangnam Style
  • Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine
  • Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

I’d put the dishes in the dishwasher and accept the drink.

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.
I’m a music teacher. The songs I don’t want to hear are Ode to Joy, Bingo, and C Major scale.
(I have a character in Simmering Season – plays the church organ – who has the same thoughts when it comes to I Honestly Love You and Morning has Broken!!)
There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.
I collect pencils and pens, maybe I would put the stapler in my pocket too.

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

I’d be lost without my husband Bill, my dogs and my kindle.

Now… more about SEVEN LITTLE WORDS, by Margaret Sutherland

After a painful break-up, budding romance writer Cathy Carruthers is avoiding men. So what happens when she meets successful Australian literary novelist, David Hillier, at his country writing workshop? Good-looking David’s a bachelor with problems. His writing’s blocked, his blind father’s in respite care and David has to care for his retired guide dog, Banquo. He has absolutely no time for a relationship. Meanwhile Cathy’s past partner hunts her down, her grandmother’s ill and Cathy is landed with Pixel, a tiny dog with the heart of a lion.

David and Cathy can’t resist the powerful desire that at first overrides their problems.

But pressures build and lead to conflict and friction. It felt like love. Was it just a passionate affair? Cathy’s a stronger woman now. Eventually she faces a choice. Must she send the man of her dreams away? Fortunately there’s a solution from a most unexpected quarter…

CONNECT WITH MARGARET:
Links and blurb. www.margaretsutherland.com
SEVEN LITTLE WORDS. SCP Publishers. http://tinyurl.com/keabbbr
$4.99 (Publication Date: August 19, 2013)

And in case you haven’t heard…

Watch out … It’s on the way …

This storm season, in Calingarry Crossing, a perfect storm is heading Maggie Lindeman’s way.  

Find out more, right hereSimmering Season: April 1, 2014

For emergency alerts and warnings for Simmering Season, subscribe to Jenn J McLeod’s blog before you go, or LIKE her Facebook Page.

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Bar Yarns w/ Author Kylie Kaden

The things you find on Goodreads! Like Kylie Kaden, whose debut novel, Losing Kate, is coming out at the same time as my Simmering Season (April 1).

So I thought why not share the love of good books and a beer or two?

First, here is a beer coaster, Kylie! Take a minute to jot down the blurb for your book. I must say, this blurb intrigued me on Goodreads and reads even better the second time around. (Readers – Kate’s book is on Goodreads as a giveaway, too. ONLY UNTIL 10 MARCH. Simmering Season giveaway goes until March 23 – see the link on my home page.)

Losing Kate

I’m the most authentic version of myself when I’m around Jack. We’ve known each other since we were kids, and our relationship was always one of mudpies and mocking. Then everything changed. Beautiful Kate, my best friend, disappeared on a moonlit beach after Jack dumped her for me. Jack was a suspect and, sure of his innocence, I lied to protect him. I know Jack didn’t kill her. Our betrayal did. Thirteen years later, I am thirty, childless and single, attempting to renovate my life rescuing a rundown worker’s cottage. All is as it should be in my safe little world – until Jack buys the vacant lot behind my house… and the feelings that we buried all those years ago – the guilt, the love and the pain – resurface. We can’t keep running away from the past – and to move forward we have to know what really happened to Kate.

 

This mesmerising debut is part love story, part mystery, telling the captivating story of two lovers torn apart by tragedy and the secrets they kept of one devastating night. 

Okay, grab a pew. I invited your super CP, Lily Malone, for a drink too. She should be here soon. In the meantime, what can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)

Sav Blanc thanks!

Hey, did you hear the one about … 

I preface this joke with a warning that the source was my 6yo.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick. (It was either that or How do you get Pikachu on a bus – Pokemon, so you can see what my dilemma was?!)

I’m a beer nut nut! What bar snack would you be and why?

Can’t go past cheese!

Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker? 

10. My desk is my lap. It walks around with me, so I can’t really keep mess on it, but is a little more padded than it used to be.


The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

•   Dance to Gangnam Style

•   Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine

•   Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

Considering I do an hour of dishes a day for squat, number three sounds like a deal! (If I’m doing the first two, I’ve already drunk too much and someone should put me in a cab.)

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.

  1. Throw your arms around me – Hunters and Collectors.
  2. These Days – Powderfinger
  3. Stayin Alive – Bee Gees

(Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! – yeah!)

An author, an agent and a chicken walk into the bar… how do you know which one crossed the road?

The chicken; the author would be at home Googling themselves, and the agent would be lost under a pile of manuscripts!?

There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.

It’s doing what staplers do; trying to keep it all together, just like the rest of us 🙂

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

  1. Laptop
  2. Chocolate
  3. Wine.

(Okay, I am kind seeing why you and Lily are CP partners!)

 

There are a few good prizes up for grabs in the bar jackpot. Do you have a lucky number?

83

(83? Weird, but okay!)

Last drinks, my friend! It’s been great. But before we go, tell us how we can find out more about you and your writing/books.

The official blurb of Losing Kate can be found at Random House Australia.

You can find me at: www.kyliekaden.com.au

Or check out Facebook at:
https://www.facebook.com/KylieKadenAuthor

Or buy Losing Kate from:

itunes , Amazon or  Angus & Robertson

 All the best with Losing Kate, Kylie.

In the meantime, watch out … It’s on the way …

This storm season, in Calingarry Crossing, a perfect storm is heading Maggie Lindeman’s way.  

Find out more, right hereSimmering Season: April 1, 2014

For emergency alerts and warnings for Simmering Season, subscribe to Jenn J McLeod’s blog before you go, or LIKE her Facebook Page.