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Nicola Moriaty – Portrait of an Author

Gosh, Nicola and I go way back. I was an envious unpubbed author and she had a cool website — a corrugated tin look, which I loved. In fact, I wrote and told her so and we got talking. Nicola’s website has since gone on to bigger and better things (although I miss the tin) and so has she with the worldwide distribution of her last couple of books.

I was delighted when Nicola asked to be a part of my website. I hope you like her author portrait (my blog series that celebrates the delicate relationship between artist and sitter — the theme behind my latest release).

Here we go, Nicola, 

Q: Pose and composition are important factors for a portrait. What kind of ‘look’ would you like your portrait to have?

  1. On a chaise lounge (Kate Winslet/Titanic style)
  2. Fully clothed in a rocker (Whistler’s Mother style)
  3. A close up of your face (Girl with the Pearl Earring style/Mona Lisa)
  4. In all your formal finery befitting your ‘authorly’ status (Regal style)
  5. Other

A: I think I’ll have to go with 5 (other) and choose pop art style – less opportunity for my flaws to show up in those bold block colours!

Q: *Snap* I just took your photo, Nicola, to use as I do my portrait of you. Tell us where you are and what you’re wearing. (Be honest.)

A: Cross-legged on the couch in shorts and singlet with a nanna blanket on my knees. Not exactly the best way to be immortalised!

Q: Given a choice, what precious item would you want to be included in a portrait of you?

(skipping this question cause I can’t for the life of me think of something!!)

(*Nic, may I suggest you don’t let hubby, the kids, or the cat, dog, goldfish, etc read that!)

Q: With acquired savant syndrome* featuring in my next novel, I’m curious . . . If you were to wake up from a coma one day to find yourself totally obsessed and a genius (in something other than writing, of course) what would you want it to be? (music, painting, languages, maths, touching your toes while typing, etc)

A: Oh, this is hard! I’m torn between music and languages – because I’ve always loved music but never had an ear for it. But on the other hand, I would kill to be able to speak another language. I think it’s incredible when people can seamlessly switch between multiple languages.

Q: If you happened to wake up one day and be a genius with a paintbrush, whose portrait would you want to paint and why?

My mum’s. She’s an extraordinary woman who’s done incredible things throughout her life – but on top of that, she’s always had this mischievous streak about her and I would love to capture that in her portrait.

Q: Your preferred medium would be?

  1. Oil on canvas
  2. Watercolour
  3. Pencil/Ink
  4. Pastels
  5. Kiddy crayons

A: I choose 2, watercolour. There’s something so beautiful about the way watercolours blend and drip and splash across the paper to create art.

Picasso once asked the question: “Are we to paint what’s on the face, what’s inside the face, or what’s behind it?” In my next novel, the artists says to 58 y.o Ava, “A mature person has depth of character and it’s their layers, built from life’s lessons that interest me the most—when wisdom replaces curiosity and experience replaces youthful exuberance.”

Q: What two traits would you hope an artist captures in a portrait of you?

A: A touch of cheekiness and a streak of passion.

Q: Because every fireplace deserves a portrait, in whose house would you hang a Portrait of You as a surprise and what would they say?

A: Any one of my sister’s homes and they would LAUGH and LAUGH and then they would say, ‘oh for God’s sake, Nicola, take it down.’

Q: Keeping in mind that lucky recipient of your portrait, how would see yourself framed?

  1. Minimalist or no frame at all – just the canvas (take me as I am)
  2. Modernist – chrome, nothing too fancy
  3. Sophisticated – warm, wood, old world
  4. Flamboyant – go all the way and gilt-edged!

A: Always 4.

Q: Finally, if someone was to add a plague/title your portrait, how would it read?

A: ‘Portrait of Girl with Mars Bar.’

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Nicola Moriarty is a Sydney-based novelist, copywriter and mum to two small (but remarkably strong-willed) daughters. In between various career changes, becoming a mum and completing her Bachelor of Arts, she began to write. Now she can’t seem to stop. Her published works include the novel, The Fifth Letter, which was released in several countries and optioned for film and television. Connect: nicolamoriarty.com.au facebook.com/NicolaMoriartyAuthor

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*Acquired savant syndrome, in which a person acquires prodigious capabilities or skills following dementia, a head injury or concussion, epilepsy or other disturbances.

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School Daze – your favourite authors

Playgrounds, pencils and Perkins Paste remain a hazy, crazy, daze for many of us. In Calingarry Crossing this storm season, a school reunion brings home more than memories for publican, Maggie Lindeman, so I’ve decided to ask a few authors to reflect on their own    school daze.

What do you think about school reunions! Love them? Hate them? Do you agree with Maggie (Simmering Season) that such events push you to question everything — your worth, your achievements … your life.

To celebrate the release of Simmering Season, I’m holding a school reunion and you’re invited to catch up with your favourite authors, or find a new favourite author. If you have an Aussie author you’d like me to feature, leave a comment and I’ll see what I can do.

The school bell is ringing, and first in class we have…

Jennie Jones – THEN

“When I left school I also left my best friend, Jane. We each trod different paths after that but had spent our high school years together; dreaming, dodging, wishing, loving boys and getting giggly over just about anything. Our formative years were filled with sighing, laughing, crying, arguing, wondering and planning.  We’re still in touch, after thirty-something years. This special school friendship we share is what I call a seasoned memory.”

NOW: www.jenniejonesromance.com

Sara Foster at school
Sara Foster – THEN

‘Throughout my primary school days we used to play elastics at every opportunity, coming up with more and more imaginative ways of jumping on and over two strips of elastic, which were either wound around people’s legs or tied to drainpipes and chairs. At some stage I’m planning to drag my daughters away from technology to show them how it’s done. (Although let’s just hope I can still do it!)’

 

Rachael Johns at School Rachael Johns – THEN

I’m one of the lucky ones. In my first weeks of high school I found my ‘group.’ You know the people who stick by you through thick and thin, who laugh and cry with you, put up with your crazy and embarrassing sometimes outlandish personality, and whom you feel confident sharing your deepest and darkest secrets? These are my girls – there are six of us. Four of us met in year eight, another came in year ten and the final (but just as important) member of our group found us in year eleven. We spent our high school years hanging out at school and whenever we could outside of school. We shopped for our all important formal dresses together, we were there to laugh over crushes of boys and support each other when hearts were broken. We had the BEST ever sleepovers – where sleep wasn’t on the agenda at all. We scared each other silly with thriller movies, while we ate junk food and drank Fanta. One sleepover we even rung the local radio station and dedicated songs to our then crushes – whether they have heard them or not, we’ll never know. The song was ‘I Swear’ if you were wondering.
Although we now are all married with kids, we are still as close as ever. Maybe closer. We’ve been through joyous times together – weddings and babies – and we’ve been through some tough times too. In many ways we are as different as a bunch of women can get, but we still get together as much as we can. We laugh over old memories and share what’s currently going on in our crazy, hectic lives. Now we even get together on occasions with our kids and there is nothing more amazing than watching my children enjoy spending time with my best friends’ children. I know we’ll be BFFs until the end. Yep, these women are the best thing I got out of high school!

Alison Stuart – THEN

“Unpick it and do it again”… Mrs. Plummer, sewing teacher. But seriously I think I owe my biggest debt of thanks to Miss Robinson who had the misfortune to try and teach a bunch of Year 9 girls English grammar. She was the first teacher who encouraged my creative writing.”

NOW:  www.alisonstuart.com

 

Cathryn Hein – THEN

“I suspect that without Mr Costello as my English teacher I wouldn’t be a writer. He was amazing. He also gave me a B+ for my cringe-worthy short story A Day In The Life Of A Feminist Cockroach. Not quite sure what he was thinking that day…”

 Nicola Moriaty – THEN

I thought it might be fun to quote directly from my diary that I kept all through my schools years, the following extract is from when I was eight years old, I’ve kept the spelling mistakes in!!
“i dont beleav it today mr. Connolly let us talk for a bit! We have this new sports teacher who is mean. But we playd lots of running games. We started school two days ago. We’v done lots of work but Mr. Connolly thinks we’v hardly done any he sais where gonna work our buts off. He already toute us two songs and a poulm. At lunch i got tipped when I was b.a. then everybody said to me that i was in so i said i was b.a. They said there was no b.a. I said i did not know. They said I had to take it. i got mad and cryed. But we made up.”
I think I still remember the injustice of that game of tip! But I also remember Mr Connolly as one of my favourite teachers because he gave me a hug when I cried after getting in trouble for throwing grapes on the school bus.

 

Dawn Barker – THEN

“I had two favourite subjects at school: English and Latin. My reasons for liking English are probably obvious, as even in primary school I was entering competitions reciting Scottish poetry and winning certificates like this! In high school I studied Latin for five years and loved it. Latin opened up the world of literature when I learned the structure and cadence of the language, the mythology, and the poems of Ovid, Cattalus and Virgil. Essential for anyone who wants to understand stories and language, I think!”

 

Fiona Palmer – THEN

“I hated maths and I had some real doozy maths teachers over the years but then Mr Gow came along in Year 11. He was awesome and my favourite. My friend took this class photo, maybe that’s why I was game enough to ‘bunny ears’ Mr Gow.”

NOW:https://www.facebook.com/FionaPalmerRuralAuthor?ref=hl

Christine Stinson at SchoolChristine Stinson – THEN

“I met my favourite teacher in primary school. Sister Justinian looked a lot like a bull dog, with a particularly pugnacious bottom lip and a habit of throwing exercise books out the window (and onto the road) if she wasn’t happy with the standard of homework. Bless her, she gave me pictures to write stories about and didn’t mind how long those stories were, and my exercise book never ended up on the roadway.”

NOW: www.christinestinson.com

Heather Garside – THEN

Before- and after-school jobs included feeding the occasional poddy calf. My primary schooling was done by correspondence school as we lived too far from town to attend normal school. My mother taught all four of us and often battled with getting us into the school room. One morning we had gone off playing some distance from the house and poor Mum was calling and calling us to come home. How naughty were we! One of our cats came up to join us and began meowing at us. Then he turned around and starting walking back to the house, looking back at us and meowing every so often. We were so intrigued, we obediently followed him home!”

NOW: http://www.heathergarside.com

Jenn J McLeod – THEN

“The strongest memory for me at High school relates to that plot in the playground, our group’s patch of ground that no other group dared occupy. A recess oasis where battles were fought and friendships were forged.”

 

 

School’s out for the day. If you have any questions or 

suggestions, please raise your hand, leave a comment, share!

A word about that OTHER school reunion in Calingarry Crossing. 

Poor Maggie. She has no idea the perfect storm is

Find out more, right hereSimmering Seasonheaded her way.

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Nicola Moriaty w/ giveaway

Author HarvestI’m very excited to ‘bale up’ Nicola Moriarty (and if the name rings a bell, it should. Nicola is a great storyteller and has two novels: Free Falling and, her latest, Paper Chains. If you leave a comment today you might win a signed copy of Paper Chains. (NB I have blocked all comments so I win!!!!!!!) I’m allowed to do that aren’t I, Nicola?

Ah, no Jenn, you’re not! 

Darn! Okay then, you’d best cheer me up with food then..

Nicola MoriatyStart by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today.

White chocolate cupcakes are my guilty pleasure at the moment, and I think you’ll find I’m getting quite good them – as long as I actually take the time to measure the flour rather than just pour it in until I think it ‘looks about right’ because I can’t find my measuring cups.

(Pop one on the plate and I will give you my considered opinion. In fact, pop two on the plate!)

Now, at home …

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

We have just the one Garden Gnome sitting in between the out of control rose bush and Nicola's Gnomethe chilli plant that I’m slowly (and unintentionally) killing off, and I’ve actually become quite fond of him over the years.

(O.M.G! You’re killing off a gnome? Oh, you mean only the chilli plant. Phew!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I have mandarins, peaches, nectarines, cherries and a curry leaf tree in my garden – but I can’t take the credit for any of these as they were all already there before we bought the house. But what I’d really love to grow is basil, parsley and mint. Tomatoes would be nice too. Oh and carrots, my four year old LOVES carrots.

(Your four year old would love my carrots (as described in my Author Harvest). They make great Alien Invader toys!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Lots of those little squeeze packets of yoghurts for our two year old – she’s mad for them. Sad looking celery and cucumber because I’ve forgotten once again to store them in one of those Tupperwear vegetable containers. Coffee beans that we’ll never use because we can never be bothered to get out the grinder and coffee maker so we just keep using instant. Home made chilli jam that I am VERY proud of (I did not expect to be able to pull it off). One or two bottles of wine.

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

I can’t tell so I took a photo instead!

(Nice … colourful … and neat!)Nicola's Wardrobe

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Light blue three quarter leggings under a sleeveless cream dress, an orange cardigan with giant white polka dots. White, orange and black heels. Glasses. I’m actually really excited that I decided to answer this question today – because usually I’m just wearing jeans, a t-shirt and thongs. I’m considering taking another photo just to prove I’m telling the truth – because an outfit that involved for me seems so unlikely.

(‘Involved’ is an interesting chose of words for that outfit, Nicola!)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

My brother-in-law and his girlfriend just moved to Melbourne. They’ve rented a two story town house with a spiral stair case in Fitzroy and they’re surrounded by coffee shops and restaurants and I’d like to swap homes with them for a few days and live their bohemian lifestyle and discover Melbourne. Part of this house swap would mean that they also get to babysit two small children and a bird. That’s fair Paper Chainsright?

(Two small children? You are not planning to write then?)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

Hats never suit me. I keep trying, but they just don’t work with my head.

Boots though, boots are a different story. Boots, I love.

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I’d be a plastic Christmas tree, so that I can hibernate for eleven months of the year in storage and then become adorned with tinsel, lights and baubles for December. I’m festive like that.

(Hmm, that makes me think I could be Mistletoe. I’m voyeuristic like that!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

He knows the answer to the ‘which came first’ question, he’s trying to distract you by presenting you with a secondary problem. Don’t fall for his cheap tricks.

(I knew that!)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?Free Falling

The day that I received an email from a literary agent telling me she loved my book. I knew that there were still no guarantees at that point, having an agent doesn’t mean you’re automatically going to get published – but I just remember the excitement to discover that someone who was not a family member or a friend – basically someone who didn’t have to be nice to me – actually liked my writing. I re-read that email over and over and over…

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Distraction, procrastination, motivation. Losing faith in my ability to write. Making myself shake all of these issues off in order to pick up my laptop and just start writing.

(You are not alone!)

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

An Obsession: One Girl’s Journey to find the best Salted Caramel Macarons in the world.

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

“Would you like us to go ahead and make your book into a movie starring Zooey Deschanel and Mark Ruffalo?”

“Yes please.”

(Two fave actors. Can I come to the premier screening?)

Fun stuff … 

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

Hannah likes me a lot. She knows that I’ve been through the same stuff as her. She’d like it if we were friends.

India thinks I’m a bit of a try-hard. She knows that I wish I was like her, but when she sees the way I dress, she just wants to shake her head at me and say “Oh sweetie…”

(I hear ya, India!!!. It was the blue leggings with orange cardie, right?)

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Alyson Hannigan – but first I’d have to go back in time so I could be a part of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ TV series and then come back to the present day and hang out with the ‘How I Met Your Mother’ crew.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Babble nervously for thirty seconds and then stare back at you awkwardly for the remaining four minutes and thirty seconds.

(Ahh, a fellow babbler! At least you stop though. When nervous, I babble incessantly – or at least until I say something really inappropriate!)

What food would you be?

Whizz Fizz.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Torn bread.

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has no staple pins.

  1. Character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous pipe cleaner moustache.
  2. Second character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous wool wig.
  3. Third character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous tiny bow tie.
  4. Fourth character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous miniature cowboy hat.
  5. Fifth character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous oversized cowboy hat

(If only we had staples. I could get quite ‘attached’ to those characters!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

Refer to above answer regarding humorous miniature cow boy hats etc.

What good fun. Thanks, Nicola.

GIVEAWAY – If you loved Nicola’s blog post you will love her books. Plus, if you leave a comment you may win a copy. Winner announced here – Tuesday 26, 2013. Sorry for the delay. I will contact the winner as soon as we have one.

And we have a winner. Nicola had her four year old choose a winner at random. The winner is Kerrie Paterson. I will email Kerrie. Congrats and thank you everyone.

Paper Chains (Out now!)

A heart-warming story of family, friendship and forgiveness – and the crazy twists of fate that shape our lives…

Hannah and India are new best friends. Although true friendship means always telling each other the truth, doesn’t it…? 

Hannah, you see, is running from her life back in Sydney. Now in London, she’s trying to put the past behind her, and finding this amazing new friend is a positive step forward. If only she could stop punishing herself for what she did.

India knows Hannah is hiding something big, and she’s determined to figure it out. Fast.

Because India has a secret of her own… One that is currently sealed in a love letter that’s making its journey across Europe in the most unconventional way.

Before it reaches its destination, can India help Hannah learn to forgive herself? And will Hannah wake up and realise that India needs rescuing too …? 

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